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Diffstat (limited to 'games-misc/fortune-mod-kernelcookies/files/9-offensive.patch')
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1 files changed, 140 insertions, 0 deletions
diff --git a/games-misc/fortune-mod-kernelcookies/files/9-offensive.patch b/games-misc/fortune-mod-kernelcookies/files/9-offensive.patch new file mode 100644 index 00000000000..0ba0ee12890 --- /dev/null +++ b/games-misc/fortune-mod-kernelcookies/files/9-offensive.patch @@ -0,0 +1,140 @@ +--- kernelcookies ++++ kernelcookies +@@ -1,42 +1,3 @@ +-/* Only Sun can take such nice parts and fuck up the programming interface +- * like this. Good job guys... +- */ +- linux-2.6.6/drivers/net/sunhme.c +-% +-/* This card is _fucking_ hot... */ +- linux-2.6.6/drivers/net/sunhme.c +-% +-If you don't see why, please stay the fuck away from my code. +- Rusty, in linux-2.6.6/Documentation/DocBook/kernel-locking.tmpl +-% +-/* Fuck, we are miserable poor guys... */ +- linux-2.6.6/net/xfrm/xfrm_algo.c +-% +-/* Ugly, ugly fucker. */ +- linux-2.6.6/include/linux/netfilter_ipv4/ipt_limit.h +-% +-/* XXX: where the fuck is ->f_vfsmnt? */ +- linux-2.6.6/fs/intermezzo/vfs.c +-% +- if(ct<0) +- ct=2; /* Shit happens.. */ +- linux-2.6.6/drivers/net/wan/z85230.c +-% +-/* Remember: "Different name, same old buggy as shit hardware." */ +- linux-2.6.6/drivers/net/sunhme.c +-% +-/* This is total bullshit: */ +- linux-2.6.6/drivers/video/sis/init301.c +-% +-/* The HME is the biggest piece of shit I have ever seen. */ +- linux-2.6.6/drivers/scsi/esp.h +-% +-/* Sun, you just can't beat me, you just can't. Stop trying, +- * give up. I'm serious, I am going to kick the living shit +- * out of you, game over, lights out. +- */ +- linux-2.6.6/arch/sparc/lib/checksum.S +-% + printk("WE HAVE A BUG HERE!!! stk=0x%p\n", stk); + linux-2.6.6/drivers/block/cciss_scsi.c + % +@@ -49,18 +10,9 @@ + printk("GSCD: magic ...\n"); + linux-2.6.6/drivers/cdrom/gscd.c + % +-printk(" (Read error)"); /* Bitch about the problem. */ +- linux-2.6.6/drivers/cdrom/mcd.c +-% + printk(" Speed now 1x"); /* Pull my finger! */ + linux-2.6.6/drivers/cdrom/mcd.c + % +-printk("%s: confused, missing data\n", drive->name); +- linux-2.6.6/drivers/ide/ide-cd.c +-% +-printk(KERN_ERR "ide: huh? queue was plugged!\n"); +- linux-2.6.6/drivers/ide/ide-io.c: +-% + printk ("%s: This looks like a LART board to me.\n",module_name); + linux-2.6.6/drivers/mtd/devices/lart.c + % +@@ -380,21 +332,6 @@ + printk(KERN_WARNING "Multi-volume CD somehow got mounted.\n"); + linux-2.2.16/fs/isofs/inode.c + % +-/* Fuck me gently with a chainsaw... */ +- linux-2.0.38/arch/sparc/kernel/ptrace.c +-% +-/* Binary compatibility is good American knowhow fuckin' up. */ +- linux-2.2.16/arch/sparc/kernel/sunos_ioctl.c +-% +-/* Am I fucking pedantic or what? */ +- linux-2.2.16/drivers/scsi/qlogicpti.h +-% +-/* vsprintf.c -- Lars Wirzenius & Linus Torvalds. */ +- * +- * Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds fucked it up :-) +- */ +- linux-2.2.16/lib/vsprintf.c +-% + printk("Penguin %d is stuck in the bottle.\n", i); + linux-2.0.38/arch/sparc/kernel/smp.c + % +@@ -416,9 +353,6 @@ + panic("Cannot initialize video hardware\n"); + linux-2.0.38/arch/m68k/atari/atafb.c + % +-printk("ufs_read_super: fucking Sun blows me\n"); +- linux-2.0.38/fs/ufs/ufs_super.c +-% + printk("autofs: Out of inode numbers -- what the heck did you do??\n"); + linux-2.0.38/fs/autofs/root.c + % +@@ -444,23 +378,11 @@ + # Okay, what on Earth is this one supposed to be used for? + linux-2.4.0/drivers/char/cp437.uni + % +-/* Fuck. The f-word is here so you can grep for it :-) */ +- linux-2.4.3/include/asm-mips/mmu_context.h +-% + /* Thanks to Rob `CmdrTaco' Malda for not influencing this code in any + * way. + */ + linux-2.4.3/net/core/netfilter.c + % +-/* James M doesn't say fuck enough. */ +- linux-2.4.3/net/core/netfilter.c +-% +-/* So there I am, in the middle of my `netfilter-is-wonderful' +- talk in Sydney, and someone asks `What happens if you try +- to enlarge a 64k packet here?'. I think I said something +- eloquent like `fuck'. */ +- linux-2.4.3/net/ipv4/netfilter/ip_nat_ftp.c +-% + panic ("No CPUs found. System halted.\n"); + linux-2.4.3/arch/parisc/kernel/setup.c + % +@@ -492,19 +414,6 @@ + printk("CPU[%d]: Giving pardon to imprisoned penguins\n", smp_processor_id()); + linux-2.4.8/arch/sparc64/kernel/smp.c + % +-/* Welcome to Sun Microsystems, can I take your order please? */ +-/* Would you like fries with that? */ +-/* Anything else? */ +-/* Fifty-two cents is your change, have a nice day. */ +-/* Would you like to try our SMCC Delux? */ +-/* We have a special on GNU/Viking hardware bugs today. */ +-/* Will that be all? */ +-/* Don't forget your vik_1137125_wa. Have a nice day. */ +-/* We're consolidating our STB products, it's your lucky day. */ +-/* Come back next week when we are "Sun Microelectronics". */ +-/* Remember: "Different name, same old buggy as shit hardware." */ +- linux-2.6.6/drivers/net/sunhme.c +-% + printk (KERN_INFO "NM256: Congratulations. You're not running Eunice.\n"); + linux-2.6.19/sound/oss/nm256_audio.c + % |